Pyro Mini: Officially The Greatest Invention Of All Time (Shoot Fireballs From Your Hands… Yes… That’s Exactly What You Just Read) [VIDEO]

pyro 1Have you ever dreamed of being able to vanquish your enemies with projectile balls of fire launched from your hands? Do you have posters of Ryu from Street Fighter adorning your bedroom walls?  Enter Ellusionist, purveyor awesomeness and magic training… and they have just the product for you.

It’s called the Pyro Mini and it does EXACTLY what you think it does and though it may not vanquish your enemies, you will officially become the biggest badass on the block the moment you purchase one.

File this under things you don’t need at a price you can’t resist at the VERY affordable price of USD $147.  For crap’s sake, the Star Trek Communicator Bluetooth is $150 and that thing doesn’t even shoot fire.

Check out the video below and check out the Ellusionist.com.

Check Out These Awesomely Nostalgic Kenner Star Wars Toy Ads From The Late 70s/Early 80s [VIDEO]

1979 Kenner Toys TV Guide Ad 01Unless you’ve been living under a rock, over the past six months you may have noticed that there have been a ton of ads on TV for not just the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens film,  but also for an obnoxious  amount of Star Wars toys, video games, food, sex toys, make up, etc.

The one thing that we’ve noticed that these ads all having common (besides the obvious theme) is the fact that they aren’t marketing the traditional products (toys, video games, etc.) to kids. Continue reading

NEW ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ International Drops In Japan With Waaaay More Stuff In It…

Looking far more like a Star Wars trailer and far less like a J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek trailer, a new international trailer for the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars movie franchise, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, dropped in Japan overnight because as usual, the Japanese get all the cool stuff before we do. Continue reading